Thursday, December 19, 2019

Compliance

Following recent events, this blog and other assets have been taken over by a trustworthy representative of the Antique Bandit Interactive name. There is a good chance that, in an attempt to streamline everything, this blog and its rebuttal will be no longer used. Goodbye.

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Blast From The Past

Hello once again, beautiful customers

So, quite recently, I was surfing the web when I rediscovered a "temporary" Neocities website made for Antique Bandit Interactive. From what I can tell there are three pages that can be accessed by one main page, however, I think there are other "hidden" sites able to be accessed. Please be careful when searching through these, as neither Black Hole, Watcher or I have access to the website anymore, or so I can tell. Link to website.

Mr. Error.

P.S. This probably won't be too much of a problem, but the website has a 200 GB bandwidth limit. I'm not sure how that'll be calculated but if the site goes down, that's probably why.

Sunday, October 6, 2019

Slowing Down

Hello once again, beautiful customers!

I apologize for things being rather slow. Seems like both Watcher and Black Hole have run into difficulties with receiving footage if this conversation between the two of them is any indicator:

clockface: Admina, you there?

admina: . . .

admina: . . .

admina: . . .

admina: . . .

admina: Yeah, I am. I'm running into internet connection problems. How about you?

clockface: My problems are of a different variety. Every time I try to record, my antivirus program (although the way it's acting, I'm not sure it even is mine anymore) keeps popping up with scan messages in Robot 10.02.

admina: You might have to just record anyway.

clockface: I've been thinking that. I don't want the scene to be so messy for everyone, but people deserve answers, especially considering how Mr. Error is the only talking much right now.

admina: Darn it!

clockface: What happened?

admina: Can't find Neurocam in here.

clockface: In where?

admina: In this footage of some list you or another version of you made of your/their favorite things. It says it's located in the code.

clockface: It's probably the same color as the background. Either that, or it's that theory of yours.

admina: Does that list in my latest video even apply to you?

clockface: Yeah, it does.

admina: I hope if I meet another version of you, that he/she/it is as helpful as you are.

clockface: I hope so, too. For the sake of the universe. So, what other footage have you located?

admina: Not much. Nothing I'd consider upload worthy, although I might upload it as a compilation next year, LOL.

clockface: Is there anything you have found to be noteworthy?

admina: Actually, there is. I just remembered something about a Bicycle Training "game" Antique Bandit made that was meant to go to store shelves, but never did.

clockface: Interesting. Any idea why?

admina: I think it was 100 percent finished actually, but it was never shipped due to its rather unfriendly content.

clockface: We aren't talking anything dirty, are we?

admina: Heavens, no. I remember seeing the code before, and it was just really violent.

clockface: Huh. Is there a reason you can't find the code again?

admina: All the servers were wiped during a power outage.

clockface: Sounds fishy.

admina: Very fishy.

admina: Anyway, I should continue snooping. I managed to find all these videos in a password-protected zip folder, and I'd like to try and get all the valuable information out before the drives are "wiped by another power outage." I'll talk soon. I hope.

Conversation ended at September 29th, 2019, 23:00 UTC.

As you can see, Neurocam has been added to the list of interests of Watcher, or some version of him at the very least. I don't think the current version of Watcher is malicious in any way, although he seems to hold a grudge against me still, for some reason. That reason might be warranted tomorrow or the next day or the day after that even, but it is surely not warranted today.

Saturday, September 28, 2019

Calling All Investigators!

Hello there, beautiful customers.

So, I've hear that you guys are a little bored with the lack of sound this experience is providing.

Okay, so maybe nobody has said that, but I'm bored, so that means it's a problem.

Which is why I am linking you guys to some terrific Public Domain songs that will hopefully fit the mood. There aren't many available right now, but I hope you can enjoy the experience a little more. As usual, I am required to mention that all artists, songwriters, singers, or others who helped make the music listed ARE NOT involved with this project. They just make some amazing Public Domain music and deserve to be highlighted.

Right. Here goes.

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Monplaisir/Surtout_ne_pas_se_perdre_2011-2016/Monplaisir_-_Surtout_ne_pas_se_perdre_2011-2016_-_01_Everything_is_true

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Monplaisir/Surtout_ne_pas_se_perdre_2011-2016/Monplaisir_-_Surtout_ne_pas_se_perdre_2011-2016_-_02_alandmine

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Its_time_for_adventure_/Komiku_-_Its_time_for_adventure_-_08_Un_dsert

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Monplaisir/Baisers_de_Sonora/Monplaisir__Cie_-_FAWM2017_-_13_Mexico_DF_1996

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Monplaisir/Bonjour_from_Paris_Nantes_and_Montreal/Monplaisir_-_Bonjour_from_Paris_Nantes_and_Montreal_-_04_Dormir_rien_de_plus

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Monplaisir/Lack_of_Feedback/Monplaisir_-_Lack_of_Feedback_-_01_Bonsoir

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Monplaisir/Sky/Monplaisir_-_Sky_-_05_Sky_5_-_The_Rise_The_Walk_The_Hope

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/The_Binge_Watchers__Score_1/Komiku_-_The_Binge_Watchers_-_Score_1_-_10_Ambiant_Hope

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Its_time_for_adventure__vol_4/Komiku_-_Its_time_for_adventure_vol_4_-_03_Where_you_hear_the_prayer_McGuffin_theme

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Its_time_for_adventure__vol_4/Komiku_-_Its_time_for_adventure_vol_4_-_04_I_got_99_broadswords_but_this_one_isnt_one_stores_theme

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Its_time_for_adventure__vol_4/Komiku_-_Its_time_for_adventure_vol_4_-_13_Nothing_will_grow_here

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Soft_and_Furious/The_Merfolk_I_Should_Turn_To_Be/Soft_and_Furious_-_The_Merfolk_I_Should_Turn_To_Be_-_02_Youre_no_good_but_I_love_you

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Soft_and_Furious/The_Merfolk_I_Should_Turn_To_Be/Soft_and_Furious_-_The_Merfolk_I_Should_Turn_To_Be_-_06_Superconnected_sleep

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Alpha_Hydrae/Peace_Love_Respect_Overdrive/Alpha_Hydrae_-_Alpha_Hydrae_-_Peace_Love_Respect_Overdrive_-_16_Trouve_dans_la_traduction

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Alpha_Hydrae/Et_Recule/Alpha_Hydrae_-_Et_Recule_-_05_Friends_and_Apples

https://www.freemusicarchive.org/music/Alpha_Hydrae/uu_/Alpha_Hydrae_-_Alpha_Hydrae_-_uu__-_04_Keratine_rust_and_a_clear_soul

I know most of these don't fit the mood all too well, but I feel it is important to highlight the other creators of any community, even if said community is not from my world.

By the way, call this a hunch, intuition or me ############ all you want, but I have a feeling you'll be seeing an updated list of Watcher's interests in the next video Black Hole uploads. I'll add one more interest to that list: This Room Does Not Exist.

Toodles!

Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Update - 9/24/19

Hello once again, my beautiful customers!

Apologies for not making a post in a while. Unfortunately, things can be a little slow at times, even if Watcher or Black Hole have been posting some interesting content.

No, I'm not interested in ruining their . . . friendship? Relationship? Probably just acquaintanceship. Apparently, there's more than just a husband-and-wife team running the Black Hole channel. At the very least, Antique Bandit Interactive has access to the account.

But enough with the obvious.

For some reason, people have yet to take me up on my offer to explain how we know about the ARGs and webseries and whatnot floating about in this universe. I'll explain anyway.

You see, computers, TVs and telephones all started development for us back in the early 1900s, at practically the same time. That means that, somehow, there has been a gap of 25ish years between the discovery of ARGs in your dimension and ours. In fact, the first ARG was made in 1965 for us. However, seeing how odd it was, people thought it interesting to . . . erm . . . interfere with it. While tragic that an art form was metaphorically mutilated, it wouldn't have been such a big deal if the ARG didn't sprout into a real life murder case.

After that occurred, our government system decided to create an amendment of all things. Known as The ARG and Webseries Protection and Study Law of 1970 (ARGWPSL), it set into motion the idea that ARGs, webseries, creepypastas, conspiracy theories, unexplained phenomenon and even video games, consoles, emulators, and other related technologies could be studied, used, and mentioned but could NOT be interfered with whatsoever without permission, unless the government went over that if any ARG, webseries, or creepypasta got out of hand like the first ARG did.

So, yes, that's why we've mentioned multiple ARGs and webseries and creepypastas, but not in such a way to interfere with them in noticeable ways. In other words, while we might comment on such ARGs, webseries, and creepypastas, we, legally, CANNOT become involved with them without permission.

Watcher has actually attempted to hide a grand secret from everyone. According to some information I dug up on him (I'm a piece of ####, I know, ha ha), he is trying to establish something called International Group of ARGs, Creepypastas, and Webseries, some sort of group or movement where all these ARGs, creepypastas, and webseries are united.

Sounds like ####, doesn't it? Well, Watcher is the biggest piece of #### to have ever lived, and if I get my hands on his tiny ####### neck, I'll-

Ahem . . .

Here's some more of his liked videos.

https://youtu.be/AHX6tHdQGiQ

https://youtu.be/zC0a-HYCvsM

https://youtu.be/WsQztKfGMeQ

https://youtu.be/7leF_6u4ohI

https://youtu.be/ipMwrcvukpU

https://youtu.be/-mu780uB7mI

https://youtu.be/O7M7BoJGRNc

These guys aren't involved, blah blah, don't interfere or else you'll be shunned, yadda yadda yadda yadda . . . *Yawn*

Oh yeah, forgot to mention this: Because of ARGWPSL we can like videos and send comments directly to ARGs, creepypastas and webseries, but we cannot share them, as that can be misinterpreted as interference (gamejacking is the word I believe), except through the act of somebody looking at our liked videos playlists on YouTube. However, we can share videos that aren't protected under the law.

I think videos investigating ARGs and the like are okay to share, but I'll get back to you guys on that one.

-Mr. Error

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Clearly I Have Failed

Hello once again, lovely customers.

Judging from Watcher's most recent blog post, I think it's safe to say I am not succeeding in detering him. In fact, I appear to just to be making him more angry. So, for now, I will NOT be posting any videos.
Also, apparently, this experience I've named Viewpoint is not an ARG? It's more like a creepy series?
How am I supposed to know? I was using the literal definition. Jeez.

Watcher is Hiding Content

Hello, Lovely Customers

In an effort to find out why we're in this dimension, Watcher, Black Hole and I have been looking at other series you would call "ARGs" or "webseries" or even "creepypastas." My efforts have been placed into looking at the game, Error. Merely by accident, I've managed to find an even more updated list of Watcher's favorite series, ARGs, and creepypastas. It's long, too. Of course, he appears to have tried to hide this fact by listing the five channels I listed yesterday in a prior "blog." Soon, I will be ready to post another video. Hopefully, I can prove once and for all that Watcher is not to be trusted.

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For now, however, remain vigilant.

Friday, September 6, 2019

I am Very Self Aware

Hello Once Again My Lovely Customers.

You might not realize it, but I am very aware of what Watcher is doing. I don't understand it, either. What point is there to link some of my liked videos? There's nothing in those videos that is important. Don't let Watcher lead you astray.

Anyway, since he linked some of my liked videos, I think fair is fair.

https://youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A

https://youtu.be/gh4zvQfDhi0

https://youtu.be/tRwYQgk05DY

https://youtu.be/n0phDcqA7v4

https://youtu.be/98Tv-CTx--A

https://youtu.be/83VA2m0-lIg

https://youtu.be/Nl1Dvw8_E0c

https://youtu.be/33Hu7z4Fp3g

https://youtu.be/hq8bBeBoaQc

https://youtu.be/E7PFm7mrdVY

https://youtu.be/lQE2_0we3zs

https://youtu.be/UuuZMg6NVeA

https://youtu.be/tgzoAun4tE8

https://youtu.be/rY5-YOQBU9M

https://youtu.be/H2jCbXiEQI4

https://youtu.be/GC5E8ie2pdM

https://youtu.be/QhjYssltbvM

https://youtu.be/JZR8wzNjD_w

https://youtu.be/Zi8QS7dQ94Q

https://youtu.be/Ct8kiwf94Oc

https://youtu.be/nur3uj_AZNM

https://youtu.be/1bNr3144GDI

https://youtu.be/1bNr3144GDI

https://youtu.be/W7Olj3iySkU

https://youtu.be/ApZ1aD8nYEk

https://youtu.be/Ziqaz9TkkuI

https://youtu.be/o2Z1yLO9C-Q

https://youtu.be/HnsHpPNltBw

https://youtu.be/4Kmn_9CILtM

https://youtu.be/p1V3l7Ibezg

https://youtu.be/OMD8hBsA-RI

https://youtu.be/CJdFxTOysjo

https://youtu.be/fjliQksDbFw

https://youtu.be/2PW2eMboreI

https://youtu.be/id-M2S5JyC8

https://youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY

https://youtu.be/nn-skq5uu-8

https://youtu.be/7Ss5vZyduWc

https://youtu.be/7Ss5vZyduWc

https://youtu.be/QH2-TGUlwu4

https://youtu.be/AHX6tHdQGiQ

https://youtu.be/zC0a-HYCvsM

That's a lot of videos. Of course, because you are my loyal customers, I am assuming that you wouldn't dream of bugging or harassing the creators of the videos above. 

As for patterns . . . well, I don't understand it. He likes music. And weird scientific videos. Of course if this is what it takes for me to get the rights to my content back, so be it. 

Sincerely,
Mr. Error

P.S. I looked into the game Error recently, and I managed to find an updated list of ARGs and Webseries Watcher likes:

Petscop
Dad
Starry Side Down
POSTcontent
LOCAL58

These do not appear to be in any order. If you guys want to know how we know about these series, hit us up.

Just don't run us over with a car. Please.

Viewpoint

Hello again, my lovely Customers.

After a bit of creative inspiration from you guys, I have decided to call this ARG experience "Viewpoint."

Also, yes, I do like animals.

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

What to Call This Experience

Hello yet again, my loyal customers.

Seeing as Watcher is still taking footage that doesn't belong to him and uploading it to his channel, I decided I should probably take back control, and what better way than to name it?

As a viewer (hopefully), you will be allowed to enter your own choice as to what to name this "ARG" (the swear filter has activated, and because this is a title, I won't be accepting any swears or vulgar names, so don't bother).

Hopefully, this will deter Watcher.

http://poal.me/vxm03z

Saturday, August 31, 2019

Clearing Up Some Things

Hello again, my beautiful customers.

I predict a little bit of confusion and some potentially new content. But what exactly would you customers be confused by? Well, I recently uploaded a video called "Log," (I uploaded it today). In it, we see Watcher, who went by the name Clockface online (because he was a developer at Antique Bandit Interactive Studios, he was allowed to use a custom name) say that a couple of references to some webseries or "ARG" experiences were from the 90s, and that hardly anybody would get them.

To the best of my understanding, Antique Bandit Interactive, and anybody tied to it, whether it be ex-bosses, ex-employees, or current employees and customers, are all trapped in a void of sorts. A Black Hole, if you will. Meaning that we can see our own world, but can only connect to the outside world through the internet. In other words, we're basically trapped in a parallel dimension, with the ability to post content to your dimension, whatever dimension that might be. Please help us.

Oh yeah, almost forgot: the channel, Black Hole, has some sort of obsession with an effect of sorts. In fact, it's sort of namedropped in Secret 1, but I cannot, for the life of me, remember the name of it.

Getting back on track, all you need to worry about, loyal customers, is that for us, webseries and creepypastas and ARGs have existed in a large capacity since the 90s. VR headsets, which for many of you didn't take off too well during the 90s, had a market explosion in our version of the 90s. They're stable, too.

So, what about that new content? Well, it isn't exactly "new." I managed to find it on some cloud-based website. Watcher really needs to change his passwords. Anywho, some of it is from 2018. Unfortunately, I can't bring myself to publish it since it's clearly not the property of Watcher. However, for those of you interested in seeing it, I'll keep it unlisted. Should Error start developing a mind of its own like I predict it might, soon I might have a valid reason for showing you guys the unlisted content.

By the way, I unlisted the video on my channel titled Error. It's not all too important. Something about a black hole . . .

One more thing: On the same day I published "Log," Watcher decided to publish "Gameplay 7" and Black Hole published "Secret 5." I feel like Black Hole is going to publish a lot more content soon. Just consider it intuition.

Sincerely, to my loyal customers,
Mr. Error.

Saturday, August 24, 2019

Hello My Beautiful Customers

Hello my beautiful customers.

Even though I no longer work at Antique Bandit Interactive, I still believe in bringing you guys quality content. 

I've noticed many of you are confused at this "ARG" thing that I have "archived" on my channel, which "Watcher" has taken full advantage of. Him and Black Hole, (there are two people using that account) claim I am mean, unjust, and in it for the money (they hint to the last claim), but let me throw those claims out the window with this helpful guide. 

Yes, that's right: I believe in bringing you information even before I fancify my blog's website. Who cares if it's ugly anyway. 

I will be your guide through this adventure that is playing out on YouTube. If you wish to understand what's going on (it's quite confusing even to me), then read on, customers.

On May 1st, 2015, after having been fired a week prior, an ex-employee of mine uploaded a video titled "Error." It's a ###### video. Please do not watch it (I must censor swears because children might be reading. I'm caring like that). While I would claim this employee, who currently goes by the username "Watcher" on Youtube, is rather disgruntled, in a way I kind of like these antics that he's pulling, claiming there's bodies or something under the headquarters of Antique Bandit Interactive. 

Or maybe I just like ####### him off. Gosh, I really should watch my mouth.

Anyway, on May 5th, 2015, "Watcher" uploaded "Gameplay 1." This is where things start getting interesting. Apparently, "Watcher" still had an Alpha copy of one of our games, "Error." "Gameplay 2" is uploaded the same day, as is "Intro," a video where "Watcher" claims that he "found the game on some website." I think it is my duty to inform him that THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME. THIS IS REAL LIFE. For sure, he needs to GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

"Gameplay 3" was uploaded on May 12th, 2015. In the video, "Watcher" claims "the website updated over the last seven months," even though there are no active websites even tied to Antique Bandit Interactive, and there wasn't back in 2015, either. Apparently, the game is now alive, too. "Watcher" is clearly not right in the head.

"Gameplay 4" and "Gameplay 5" were also uploaded on May 12th, 2015. Nothing too noteworthy about "Gameplay 4," but "Gameplay 5" is interesting because it actually reveals the videos were recorded in 2015. Wow . . . much shock! (((sarcasm)))

However, by that time, I found out about my employee uploading the videos, so I decided to get them taken down since they were showing off company resources, and I assure you there was a copyright on them. Any claims "Watcher" may make of me trying to silence him are simply more lies. I merely claimed his videos, and he went silent. I was hoping that would be the end of this insanity. It wasn't.

I was subsequently fired as CEO for some reason, but I maintain that I kept the copyright up on MY products, so you loyal customers could continue to enjoy them. 

I knew "Watcher" was still out there, but seeing as he wasn't a threat, I decided that, hey, I've got some videos of one of my products lying around; might as well upload them.

That was probably the one decision I regret making. After uploading each video 4 years later to-the-date, on July 24th, 2019, "Watcher" uploaded "Gameplay 6," which took place in the present day. However, he had made it loud and clear he wanted "HIS" videos back. So I decided to keep them up anyway because customers come before even my most treasured employees. 

Then, on August 9th, 2019, Black Hole, a really strange YouTube channel, uploaded "Secret 1." It has a code that is practically undecipherable unless you know how to slow down the audio and find the key. They uploaded "Secret 2" the following day. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the cipher to "Secret 1." Who knows. "Secret 3" is a summary converted into binary, or so I've heard. Clearly THIS is the superior summary. 

So, any questions?