Hello again, my beautiful customers.
I predict a little bit of confusion and some potentially new content. But what exactly would you customers be confused by? Well, I recently uploaded a video called "Log," (I uploaded it today). In it, we see Watcher, who went by the name Clockface online (because he was a developer at Antique Bandit Interactive Studios, he was allowed to use a custom name) say that a couple of references to some webseries or "ARG" experiences were from the 90s, and that hardly anybody would get them.
To the best of my understanding, Antique Bandit Interactive, and anybody tied to it, whether it be ex-bosses, ex-employees, or current employees and customers, are all trapped in a void of sorts. A Black Hole, if you will. Meaning that we can see our own world, but can only connect to the outside world through the internet. In other words, we're basically trapped in a parallel dimension, with the ability to post content to your dimension, whatever dimension that might be. Please help us.
Oh yeah, almost forgot: the channel, Black Hole, has some sort of obsession with an effect of sorts. In fact, it's sort of namedropped in Secret 1, but I cannot, for the life of me, remember the name of it.
Getting back on track, all you need to worry about, loyal customers, is that for us, webseries and creepypastas and ARGs have existed in a large capacity since the 90s. VR headsets, which for many of you didn't take off too well during the 90s, had a market explosion in our version of the 90s. They're stable, too.
So, what about that new content? Well, it isn't exactly "new." I managed to find it on some cloud-based website. Watcher really needs to change his passwords. Anywho, some of it is from 2018. Unfortunately, I can't bring myself to publish it since it's clearly not the property of Watcher. However, for those of you interested in seeing it, I'll keep it unlisted. Should Error start developing a mind of its own like I predict it might, soon I might have a valid reason for showing you guys the unlisted content.
By the way, I unlisted the video on my channel titled Error. It's not all too important. Something about a black hole . . .
One more thing: On the same day I published "Log," Watcher decided to publish "Gameplay 7" and Black Hole published "Secret 5." I feel like Black Hole is going to publish a lot more content soon. Just consider it intuition.
Sincerely, to my loyal customers,
Mr. Error.
Saturday, August 31, 2019
Saturday, August 24, 2019
Hello My Beautiful Customers
Hello my beautiful customers.
Even though I no longer work at Antique Bandit Interactive, I still believe in bringing you guys quality content.
I've noticed many of you are confused at this "ARG" thing that I have "archived" on my channel, which "Watcher" has taken full advantage of. Him and Black Hole, (there are two people using that account) claim I am mean, unjust, and in it for the money (they hint to the last claim), but let me throw those claims out the window with this helpful guide.
Yes, that's right: I believe in bringing you information even before I fancify my blog's website. Who cares if it's ugly anyway.
I will be your guide through this adventure that is playing out on YouTube. If you wish to understand what's going on (it's quite confusing even to me), then read on, customers.
On May 1st, 2015, after having been fired a week prior, an ex-employee of mine uploaded a video titled "Error." It's a ###### video. Please do not watch it (I must censor swears because children might be reading. I'm caring like that). While I would claim this employee, who currently goes by the username "Watcher" on Youtube, is rather disgruntled, in a way I kind of like these antics that he's pulling, claiming there's bodies or something under the headquarters of Antique Bandit Interactive.
Or maybe I just like ####### him off. Gosh, I really should watch my mouth.
Anyway, on May 5th, 2015, "Watcher" uploaded "Gameplay 1." This is where things start getting interesting. Apparently, "Watcher" still had an Alpha copy of one of our games, "Error." "Gameplay 2" is uploaded the same day, as is "Intro," a video where "Watcher" claims that he "found the game on some website." I think it is my duty to inform him that THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME. THIS IS REAL LIFE. For sure, he needs to GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
"Gameplay 3" was uploaded on May 12th, 2015. In the video, "Watcher" claims "the website updated over the last seven months," even though there are no active websites even tied to Antique Bandit Interactive, and there wasn't back in 2015, either. Apparently, the game is now alive, too. "Watcher" is clearly not right in the head.
"Gameplay 4" and "Gameplay 5" were also uploaded on May 12th, 2015. Nothing too noteworthy about "Gameplay 4," but "Gameplay 5" is interesting because it actually reveals the videos were recorded in 2015. Wow . . . much shock! (((sarcasm)))
However, by that time, I found out about my employee uploading the videos, so I decided to get them taken down since they were showing off company resources, and I assure you there was a copyright on them. Any claims "Watcher" may make of me trying to silence him are simply more lies. I merely claimed his videos, and he went silent. I was hoping that would be the end of this insanity. It wasn't.
I was subsequently fired as CEO for some reason, but I maintain that I kept the copyright up on MY products, so you loyal customers could continue to enjoy them.
I knew "Watcher" was still out there, but seeing as he wasn't a threat, I decided that, hey, I've got some videos of one of my products lying around; might as well upload them.
That was probably the one decision I regret making. After uploading each video 4 years later to-the-date, on July 24th, 2019, "Watcher" uploaded "Gameplay 6," which took place in the present day. However, he had made it loud and clear he wanted "HIS" videos back. So I decided to keep them up anyway because customers come before even my most treasured employees.
Then, on August 9th, 2019, Black Hole, a really strange YouTube channel, uploaded "Secret 1." It has a code that is practically undecipherable unless you know how to slow down the audio and find the key. They uploaded "Secret 2" the following day. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the cipher to "Secret 1." Who knows. "Secret 3" is a summary converted into binary, or so I've heard. Clearly THIS is the superior summary.
So, any questions?
Even though I no longer work at Antique Bandit Interactive, I still believe in bringing you guys quality content.
I've noticed many of you are confused at this "ARG" thing that I have "archived" on my channel, which "Watcher" has taken full advantage of. Him and Black Hole, (there are two people using that account) claim I am mean, unjust, and in it for the money (they hint to the last claim), but let me throw those claims out the window with this helpful guide.
Yes, that's right: I believe in bringing you information even before I fancify my blog's website. Who cares if it's ugly anyway.
I will be your guide through this adventure that is playing out on YouTube. If you wish to understand what's going on (it's quite confusing even to me), then read on, customers.
On May 1st, 2015, after having been fired a week prior, an ex-employee of mine uploaded a video titled "Error." It's a ###### video. Please do not watch it (I must censor swears because children might be reading. I'm caring like that). While I would claim this employee, who currently goes by the username "Watcher" on Youtube, is rather disgruntled, in a way I kind of like these antics that he's pulling, claiming there's bodies or something under the headquarters of Antique Bandit Interactive.
Or maybe I just like ####### him off. Gosh, I really should watch my mouth.
Anyway, on May 5th, 2015, "Watcher" uploaded "Gameplay 1." This is where things start getting interesting. Apparently, "Watcher" still had an Alpha copy of one of our games, "Error." "Gameplay 2" is uploaded the same day, as is "Intro," a video where "Watcher" claims that he "found the game on some website." I think it is my duty to inform him that THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME. THIS IS REAL LIFE. For sure, he needs to GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
"Gameplay 3" was uploaded on May 12th, 2015. In the video, "Watcher" claims "the website updated over the last seven months," even though there are no active websites even tied to Antique Bandit Interactive, and there wasn't back in 2015, either. Apparently, the game is now alive, too. "Watcher" is clearly not right in the head.
"Gameplay 4" and "Gameplay 5" were also uploaded on May 12th, 2015. Nothing too noteworthy about "Gameplay 4," but "Gameplay 5" is interesting because it actually reveals the videos were recorded in 2015. Wow . . . much shock! (((sarcasm)))
However, by that time, I found out about my employee uploading the videos, so I decided to get them taken down since they were showing off company resources, and I assure you there was a copyright on them. Any claims "Watcher" may make of me trying to silence him are simply more lies. I merely claimed his videos, and he went silent. I was hoping that would be the end of this insanity. It wasn't.
I was subsequently fired as CEO for some reason, but I maintain that I kept the copyright up on MY products, so you loyal customers could continue to enjoy them.
I knew "Watcher" was still out there, but seeing as he wasn't a threat, I decided that, hey, I've got some videos of one of my products lying around; might as well upload them.
That was probably the one decision I regret making. After uploading each video 4 years later to-the-date, on July 24th, 2019, "Watcher" uploaded "Gameplay 6," which took place in the present day. However, he had made it loud and clear he wanted "HIS" videos back. So I decided to keep them up anyway because customers come before even my most treasured employees.
Then, on August 9th, 2019, Black Hole, a really strange YouTube channel, uploaded "Secret 1." It has a code that is practically undecipherable unless you know how to slow down the audio and find the key. They uploaded "Secret 2" the following day. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the cipher to "Secret 1." Who knows. "Secret 3" is a summary converted into binary, or so I've heard. Clearly THIS is the superior summary.
So, any questions?
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