Hello My Beautiful Customers

Hello my beautiful customers.

Even though I no longer work at Antique Bandit Interactive, I still believe in bringing you guys quality content. 

I've noticed many of you are confused at this "ARG" thing that I have "archived" on my channel, which "Watcher" has taken full advantage of. Him and Black Hole, (there are two people using that account) claim I am mean, unjust, and in it for the money (they hint to the last claim), but let me throw those claims out the window with this helpful guide. 

Yes, that's right: I believe in bringing you information even before I fancify my blog's website. Who cares if it's ugly anyway. 

I will be your guide through this adventure that is playing out on YouTube. If you wish to understand what's going on (it's quite confusing even to me), then read on, customers.

On May 1st, 2015, after having been fired a week prior, an ex-employee of mine uploaded a video titled "Error." It's a ###### video. Please do not watch it (I must censor swears because children might be reading. I'm caring like that). While I would claim this employee, who currently goes by the username "Watcher" on Youtube, is rather disgruntled, in a way I kind of like these antics that he's pulling, claiming there's bodies or something under the headquarters of Antique Bandit Interactive. 

Or maybe I just like ####### him off. Gosh, I really should watch my mouth.

Anyway, on May 5th, 2015, "Watcher" uploaded "Gameplay 1." This is where things start getting interesting. Apparently, "Watcher" still had an Alpha copy of one of our games, "Error." "Gameplay 2" is uploaded the same day, as is "Intro," a video where "Watcher" claims that he "found the game on some website." I think it is my duty to inform him that THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME. THIS IS REAL LIFE. For sure, he needs to GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

"Gameplay 3" was uploaded on May 12th, 2015. In the video, "Watcher" claims "the website updated over the last seven months," even though there are no active websites even tied to Antique Bandit Interactive, and there wasn't back in 2015, either. Apparently, the game is now alive, too. "Watcher" is clearly not right in the head.

"Gameplay 4" and "Gameplay 5" were also uploaded on May 12th, 2015. Nothing too noteworthy about "Gameplay 4," but "Gameplay 5" is interesting because it actually reveals the videos were recorded in 2015. Wow . . . much shock! (((sarcasm)))

However, by that time, I found out about my employee uploading the videos, so I decided to get them taken down since they were showing off company resources, and I assure you there was a copyright on them. Any claims "Watcher" may make of me trying to silence him are simply more lies. I merely claimed his videos, and he went silent. I was hoping that would be the end of this insanity. It wasn't.

I was subsequently fired as CEO for some reason, but I maintain that I kept the copyright up on MY products, so you loyal customers could continue to enjoy them. 

I knew "Watcher" was still out there, but seeing as he wasn't a threat, I decided that, hey, I've got some videos of one of my products lying around; might as well upload them.

That was probably the one decision I regret making. After uploading each video 4 years later to-the-date, on July 24th, 2019, "Watcher" uploaded "Gameplay 6," which took place in the present day. However, he had made it loud and clear he wanted "HIS" videos back. So I decided to keep them up anyway because customers come before even my most treasured employees. 

Then, on August 9th, 2019, Black Hole, a really strange YouTube channel, uploaded "Secret 1." It has a code that is practically undecipherable unless you know how to slow down the audio and find the key. They uploaded "Secret 2" the following day. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the cipher to "Secret 1." Who knows. "Secret 3" is a summary converted into binary, or so I've heard. Clearly THIS is the superior summary. 

So, any questions?